incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:

every time i say sora squad in my head i think of squirtle squad and now i just have this image in my head

not-the-real-norbert-hofer:

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

skyrim-hates-her:

go through life like you’re the dragonborn. throw a cabbage at a cop. eat fifteen pounds of cheese in one bite. ignore your responsibilities. join a cult. live freely.

hailshine-rc:

Sometimes I forget that other people haven’t read warrior cats and it really fucks with my head. How do you see a ginger cat and not immediately go “How’s it going Firestar”

selfsoulfriend:

cant sleep due to homosexual thoughts